They’re here. They’ve come.
-Frodo Baggins x Elijah Wood
Ladies and gentlemen (and all others), this is a very exciting day at Decline + Fall Studios. It is almost a year and as much love, sweat and tears in the making.
The Decline + Fall tanks have landed, and here they are:
Each tank top sells for $17 + shipping + handling.
The first tank says NOT FAMOUS AT ALL and is a perfect gift for the woman in your life who often ends up at hungover Sunday brunch spots. Or for the woman in your life who actually is famous and wants to fly under the radar. Or for the woman in your life who’s not famous at all, and proud of it.
The second tank says MAN WANTED APPLY WITHIN and is a perfect gift for the woman in your life who isn’t in your life. Yet.
If your millennial daughter is discerning in her apparel, she will appreciate NOT FAMOUS AT ALL. If your best girlfriend is perennially single (and straight), she will appreciate MAN WANTED. If your best guyfriend is in between lovers (and gay), he will appreciate MAN WANTED.
If you know any hipsters, add this to their ironic t-shirt collections this holiday season. They will love them. We guarantee it.
Any questions, comments, letters to the editor, please don’t hesitate to contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Or hit us up on twitter @DeclinePlusFall.
Decline + Fall Studios