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If you only learn one thing in school, learn that history happens again. It may look different, when it arrives. It may smell different or talk differently or wear different clothes. But trust us, it's happened before. If you know your history, you can see it gaining on you in your rearview mirror. This election …

Maybe it’s because…

Maybe it's because we're in it for the fashion. Or maybe it's because at heart, we're a bunch of 87-year-old cranks. But we sure are bone-tired of fashion magazine profiles on silver-screen celebrities. Anybody else with us on this one?